For me his career ended right here:

I question how “close” the Panthers were to winning the Super Bowl. It was nowhere near as close as 24-10. If Denver ‘d had anything more than Peyton Manning’s decaying corpse behind center getting dragged around Weekend at Bernie’s-style by his team, we would’ve had a 34- or even 41-10 stomping on our hands.

Complacency is complicity, so you can fuck right off, you self-absorbed, self righteous piece of shit. Just stay the fuck out the way when the revolution does come - you might choke on those pearls you’re clutching, you worthless waste of space. You’re part of the problem, and ain’t gonna like the resolution. It’s…

are they insults or just the unvarnished truth?!?

Shorter zedx79 - “I won’t admit it but I was one of those morons who voted for Trump, because of her emails, and now regret it. I hate the constant reminder of how I’m partially responsible for the Orange Loaf of Shit so if everyone could just stop reminding me how awful he is then I can pretend like I didn’t help…

just because you like eating tomato and cheese tart and the rest of us like eating actual pizza doesn’t mean you’re better than us

The first one I ever saw was somewhere in America* last year when I ordered bison chili and I got so confused when the waitress brought me a giant crusty bread roll and nothing else. I waited for a while (I’m a Brit, I’m polite) but when she didn’t reappear I looked forlornly at my bread roll and noticed the top crust…

You must be fun at parties. I’ve organized all my life and the only times violence was used was by MANAGEMENT...

*Giselle makes a note to check Alex Guerrero’s closet if Tom ever goes missing*

Houston is the team for the Sox to beat. Not the Yankees. They have a better run differential in a more competitive division.

Senility.

He'll either quietly resign and get a full Nixon pardon from Pence, or will lose his reelection and everyone will pretend nothing happened to "move forward and heal the country."

If Manafort gets pardoned, he’ll be automatically guilty. He also won’t be able to hide behind the Fifth, and refusing to answer questions gets him a quick trip to jail for contempt.

Those guys aren’t even the same species as we are. Chris Kluwe could probably dunk on any three of us without needing to take a breath in between ranting about the subversive ways that toxic masculinity creeps into our everyday dialogue.

Felger & Maz are going to be all over this if the Patriots lose before the Super Bowl.

According to my Pornhub experiences, what daughters value most is a good step-dad.