Literally all of the critiques of Ball coming out of college were that he’d never be able to get that ugly shot off against NBA defenders. Literally no one thought he’d be an elite scorer in the NBA.

New York fans are the worst fans. It doesn’t matter the sport or even if it’s not a sport. Their curling fans are probably the worst curling fans. Their field hockey fans are the worst field hockey fans. It wouldn’t surprise me if their ceiling fans are the worst ceiling fans. I don’t know whether it’s entitlement or…

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

I was sitting on the floor of my parent’s overcrowded living room in New England. We were all half drunk (on average ... I was probably picking up the slack for some of the others who had to drive home), full from a great meal, chit-chatting and watching some football when it happened. We have probably never laughed…

“semi elegant/coordinated ballet move.” That’s such a girl thing to do after an admitted fart.

“and there’s nothing truly unethical about the Braves sneaking some too-high signing bonuses through the system.”

Right, because one of the best comfort foods in the world is Manhattan Clam Stew-not-a-Chowder in a bread bowl, says nobody.

They don’t have a decent quarterback, and the blame for that rests entirely with Elway.

He had a great career and deserves more credit for New England turning things around with the Kraft era. As much as everyone is quick to say fans in the northeast didn’t care about the Pats until Brady / Belichek, for my generation it was the Bledsoe teams from early-mid nineties that made us buy-in completely with…

I think you’re way off base on letter one.

Yes, inserting a cigar into consenting woman’s vagina is much, much better than grabbing a non-consenting woman’s crotch. So much so that I wonder why you would even compare the two unless you yourself are some kind of lurking sexual predator.

Cowboys fans are already insufferable. If they could buy stock and become “owners,” the world would fucking fold in on itself. I would love to see Jerry fail, but not at that cost.

Jameis Winston?! The lovable, charismatic leader has been accused of sexual misconduct?! catch me, I’m going to faint!

I an intrigued by your volcano policy and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

You’re an asshole. His wealth and occupation have nothing to do with the fact that from a developmental and psychological viewpoint Brown is only narrowly removed from childhood.

Tweet of the night:

It’s a very common bully tactic - Bluster and attack people like mad, then as soon as anyone calls you on your shit start whining about how you’re the victim being bullied here. Trump uses it constantly.

THAT GUY ALERT!

You are aware, aren’t you, that the government already pays about half the costs of healthcare in the U.S.? The hilarious thing about that is that there are several other countries where the government pays the entire health care bill for everybody, yet their governments spend the same fraction of their GDPs on health…

Using chicken stock is fine and all, but if you're gonna get serious with your brown, then it's better to just cut the shit and go straight for the MSG powder. Yes, we all know that cheap stock is the easiest way in most US kitchens to get at that sweet, sweet MSG flavor, but pro-tip: you can buy MSG powder at most…