Don’t forget everyone, this isn’t the judge making a judgment call that it’s just utterly immoral to give him so little time.

Man, Boyd goes to jail and the whole damn Crowder clan goes to shit

Cool, then you’re just dumb as fuck. Thanks for confirming!

Are you going to say that Yahtzee didn’t actually review the game?

I really don’t know what you’re talking about.

I have no real desire to intake more game design philosophy from someone as pretentious as Jonathan Blow.

...except for the fact that every puzzle is the same...

What? In what world? You sure you aren’t confusing refunds with demos?

No replayability in these kinda games is sort of subjective. I have 320 hours in the first Mass Effect (chalk it up to having like 8 different characters).

After reading your comment a strange thing just occurred to me...

“Censorship” is when the government tells you what you can and can’t say. That’s bad. “Business” is when your employer orders you to stop embarrassing them by making misogynistic comments that drive away listeners and advertisers. That’s good. Fact is, if you’re a host of a radio show and you are continuously and…

Certain Fallon d’Floor finalist.

Coach Tomsula: Does anyone know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner motor? Just curious.

Hang on, are we supposed to be laundering all the sheets every other week?

Wait, you're not employed here anymore? What the SHIT?!

You did well, young grasshopper.

I miss you guys too — truly, there was no better audience, Lysol and all.

I’m so sputtering mad right now, oh my God. I TAUGHT YOU ALL BETTER THAN THIS. WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY LEGACY?!?!?!?!

Thank God you are here. We need you to stay forever. These menz are reverting to caveman behavior. Without you, they’ll be helpless flagellates by the end of the year.

Lysol? WTF that’s terrible. Why don’t you research whats in Lysol, then ask yourself if you want to sleep in that bed of chemicals every night.