Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

There’s literally no way that’s true but God bless you anyway

Because Christians insisted on it, and to not completely violate the Constitution, they also had to promise to let all the other religions take a turn at it if they wanted, because this certainly wasn’t a blatant attempt at shoehorning their personal religion into public political space!

Making bombs is bad.

No one is trying to make him an innocent by stander, just asking that he get TREATMENT FOR HIS BROKEN FUCKIN LEG in a timely fashion.

This gif is so white it claps on 1 and 3.

Just the worst. The absolute worst. Like watching a punter try and tackle.

Drew Magary won on Chopped last night and it’s a goddamned national disgrace. We’re better than this.

No, but I did see Magary imitating Fire Joe Morgan over at KSK for years. And since this is clearly all tongue-in-cheek between people I'm sure get along just fine, I'm pretty sure you're the punter.

Thefuck ?

Yes, the same Robert Kraft that stays out of the way of football things and lets Belichick handle them. Kraft just admitted he let BB make the call on letting Revis walk. It's reasonable to think that Kraft defers to Belichick in all on-field matters regarding the way the game is played and officiated.

In relationships, I dislike discussing "rights and obligations," since you're pretty much not obligated to do anything. Instead of asking, "Am I obligated to do this?" people should ask, "Am I being a douchebag or not?" In this case, I think the woman is being a douchebag.

? But this is about a woman that thinks she is owed being eaten out. There was no argument that guys are entitled to being blown. That she wants it only one way is her prerogative. But it also reflects that she's just a shitty person.

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

Congrats, Indiana. Your governor signed a bill Jan Brewer wouldn't sign.

This is a league that just spend $400k-$600k to make the number 50 out of 18k gold for absolutely no useful reason whatsoever.

This is a Patriots fan thing? It's just a poor joke....it would be like making ANOTHER philly santa/battery joke. Like if the philly stadium was sponsored by Duracell..wouldn't we all make that connection and move on? Would you really have to post "Philly and batteries eh?"

THIS is your comment? This. Did you fucking hurt yourself patting yourself on the back after this one? Did you call your mother and say "Mommy I made a funny joke today...LOLz...let's just say it involves CAMERAS...and....(wait for it)...BILL BELICHICK"

Pictured: Rex Ryan trying desperately not to check out Belichick's feet.

In the beginning, man created horror movies, mixing death and sex. Japan had other ideas...