“I’m not racist, I have a black passenger seat.”

Well, it’d be more noticeable if it were a black guy.....Look at that lil thing! He’s barely poking out of his shell!

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.