Speaking of Miley & drugs… I was really disgusted when she said in an interview last year that she was ‘over weed’ because she wants to be a useful member of society and be passionate about things. Believe it or not miley you can smoke weed everyday and not make it your entire identity. I believe she also did a…

Conservatives will point to this and say Race has only been a problem for 26 years.

David Bowie is dead and Kid Pebble is still alive

Tom Petty is also dead and this fuckwaffle is also still alive. You are correct, the universe is a cruel place. 

So he's Larry the Cable Guy with a guitar.

If it weren’t for gerrymandering, voter suppression and trainloads of dark money the Republican party would have ceased to exist by now.

Prince is dead and he’s alive. The universe is a cruel place.

Since 1992 there have been 7 presidential elections and the Republicans have only won the popular vote once, in 2004. And even then it wasn’t by a wide margin. These people are good making it seem like the Republicans represent real America when that is demonstrably not true. 

This is the guy who married Pamela Anderson, who is currently championing Julien Assange, for some strange reason. He’s also good friends with Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin, and is a fan of Trump. He took his fiancé to meet Trump. She should do the opposite of whatever he says. Never forget.

How long before Kid and “The Nuge” are caught buggering each other in an Upper Peninsula deer stand?

40% of party registered voters in the US are Democrats, only 25% are Republican. Its becoming increasingly difficult for them to keep up the pretense that their either the ‘silent majority’ or the ‘moral majority’. Because they’re certainly not moral, they’re certainly not the majority, and unfortunately for the rest…

Thanks for the heads up. Now I know when my epigenetics will activate the beige gene. I will be ready.

You know what I don’t understand? How do RV Sales Lots stay in business? They are selling these things for like.... $100,000-$500,000 and they have a lot full of them.  Did they purchase those outright and just have crazy deep pockets?  Are they on loan from the manufacturer?  How can they afford to stock $10,000,000…

yeah man, i bet it’s funfetti carpet in there

“I think of as the unfortunate spawn of Guy Fieri fucking a school bus.” Dude:

This really is the pinnacle of RV design:

We kept our trailer ugly on the outside and redid the entire inside to be gorgeous; keeps my friends from trying to sleep over at music festivals.

Yup. RVs are essentially mcmansions on wheels. 

Old white people love beige. It’s just science.