There are few things I know, but one of them is this: Waterworld started with Kevin Costner peeing into a cup.

About as much as Coldplay says tasteful.

Their solution involved flying a combined total of 114 private jets to Sicily and creating a massive floating island of “mega-yachts”

I’m with you. He’s not been rumored or proven to be a diva on set, or some sadomasochistic, puppy abusing asshole, and people in the industry seem to generally agree that he’s a kind person. The Jezzie hate for Leo is so confusing to me.

In my dreams, I've started a campaign to get the awesome force of nature that is Jameela Jamil into a celebrity death match with bloated gas-bag Piers Morgan.

Shit, I could have told him that was going to happen. When my mustache gets long enough to curl, half the time I’ll fidget by putting the ends in my mouth.

I am very tired and first read “needs to find a diaper to disappear into.” The only reason I wouldn’t wish that on him is because that just might be his kink. 

Piers Morgan need to disappear into oblivion

First the aging comment is agist in itself, and honestly I think the guys his age getting shot up with fillers are the skeevy looking ones. Pathetic, sad loser - hm, starring in the newest movie from, like him or not, one of Hollywood’s hottest directors, and I can’t really remember the last time he’s had any kind of…

Massholes?

Just about everybody, unfortunately.

Who doesn’t stop and call the police for her???

The only film of his I have revisited is Jackie Brown.  I will go to bat for that one as a masterpiece of plotting and character, and it perfectly balances his own innate instincts as a filmmaker, and his desire to riff on other genres.  After that he veers further away into pastiche.  But that one film is still a joy…

In most of Latin America that gesture means butthole

And, because Trump is scared shitless of Bob Mueller’s testimony tomorrow, he’s trying to gin up outrage.

and Ivanka just discovered a new country

It reminds me of another fucking hero: Flight attendant who told everyone to eff ‘emselves on the PA, pulled the emergency slide, grabbed a beer, and slid to freedom (from his airline career but freedom nonetheless).

I’m personally happy he managed to throw one last “twat” in there at the end. (chef’s finger kiss)

As one of a pair of inveterate non-bed makers, I can say with absolute certainty - coming home to a neatly made bed in the afternoon really is a special joy. It just makes everything seem peaceful. Too bad we can’t make ourselves do it more than a few times every year! That said, we do wash the bed linens weekly, the…

As one of a pair of inveterate non-bed makers, I can say with absolute certainty - coming home to a neatly made bed…

I don’t think so. At least for me, getting in to a bed that’s made actually feels different. Maybe it’s just a sense of cleanliness or completion, but I will literally make my bed just so I can get in. I may be strange though...

I don’t think so. At least for me, getting in to a bed that’s made actually feels different. Maybe it’s just a sense…