I’d much rather watch the real Ivanka vacuum crumbs off a carpet in a prison commissary  

A lot of Cardi's grammatical errors have little to do with English grammar and a lot more to do with the fact that she's directly translating phrases from the way it would be said in Spanish. 

We’ve come a long way in my lifetime for presidential television viewing. I remember reading that JFK only watched the evening news, and every so often, a NBC News White Paper, or CBS Reports documentary, but did manage to carve out enough time to watch the Jack Benny Program every week. He also read 6 newspapers…

He doesn’t surprise me a bit. Tiger Woods has repeatedly shown that he has no concern for anything or anyone in his life besides Tiger Woods.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders responded to Axios’ report by saying, “President Trump has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.”

Ah, yes. I remember how, during the long years between when I first hit puberty to when I became sexually active with girls on a regular basis, I’d often spend up to 60% of my day involved in “Executive Time”

Once you take into account Trump’s apathy, lack of an attention span, vanity, need for attention, and his general incompetence, the actual number is much higher and probably around 85-90%.

“The results speak for themselves” Sarah is right but not for the reasons she thinks 

Well, to be fair, Sean Hannity’s show ain’t going to watch itself.

Pence already did.

FUZZY ASSHOLE IS MY NEW PUNK BAND NAME!

Jared is still waiting for his pubes to come in

A NSFW tag would’ve been nice. I really don’t want people at work seeing a bunch of pictures of this fuzzy asshole on my computer.

As a man who sports a substantial beard, I’m having a difficult time articulating what is wrong with his. There is definitely something wrong with it. The mustache trimmed in such a way to leave too much skin exposed between it and his upper lip? Maybe just the very short length of the beard overall? It looks less…

Isn’t Ivanka his beard?

She’s a Prada bag with a gun in it (stollen from Jon Lovett). Sometimes I allow myself to fantasize about space aliens whisking T and P away and Nancy taking over. 

Fuck that. It was important to plaster “Trump Caves” anywhere and everywhere because it’s the first time someone on the Democrats’ side actually stood up to that craven POS and exposed him for being all talk and no spine. What’s he going to do, pitch another hissy fit on Twitter?

Get the fuck over this, Brokaw (and others).

Why does anyone listen this this piece of dryer lint? If anyone should assimilate anything its Americans who should integrate other cultures into our own. Learn multiple languages, take the point of view of someone from the outside - embrace and acknowledge that different ideas and concepts can strengthen us as…

Unfortunately, his opinion is the opinion of many people his age and younger. They’re reluctant to have their white children intermarry and have bi-racial children. They think that they shouldn’t have to “press 1" for English.