I also daydream about assaulting 5th graders. Let's hang out.

I thought it was blue balls and violet vulvas because alliteration.

(chuckle) I read that first sentence with the typo as “blue vuvuzela”,and...

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

It’s called the stretch; and I would assume so or he would balk everytime

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

The leaks were a lot more casual than is being reported

feminists don’t hate men, they just hate you

Right, unless you actually.. You know, read her paper which said nothing about the age of consent and was about how the imperial influence of western sensibilities shouldn't be allowed to force Japan to censor their media. But fuck literacy, am I right?

Now, hold on a second. Let’s pretend this is in the pre-internet age, so none of us terrible SJWs to get in the way. You really think Nintendo would bring a game over that sexualizes children? You think a company that wants to be seen as family friendly would introduce a game here that would get parents calling their…

Okay, and in return I want you to pay attention to how frequently Trump talks about the poor. In the end, I feel like you have to put your vote to the best possible use. Voting for a candidate who will not win the election, no matter how good it feels, is the same as not voting at all. It helps the candidate you favor…

Nothing in what you just copied and pasted is any different from anything the Obama administration has said to Israel, and in no way expands any sort of U.S. arms trading policy with Israel. It’s literally just reaffirming the status quo.

Ideologically I agree with Bernie more than Hillary. However I support Clinton because I don’t believe that Sanders can win the general election. Republicans “prefer” him to Clinton because they know they can beat him. Believe me, I would LOVE a single-payer health plan. I would LOVE for America to become a country…

Considering people living in poverty are the MOST LIKELY to be massively affected by loss of access to reproductive health care, meaning poor women forced to give birth to more babies who will then live in poverty with them, to act as if abortion rights are NOT about poverty is fucking ridiculous.

What fucking sucks is that if progressives like you get your way, we’ll be re-fighting formerly settled social and public policy issues all over again and we STILL won’t get out of any wars because that shit’s being brought to our front door and is unavoidable. The most you can do is limit US exposure but you can’t…

It isn’t fear mongering. It is reality. If the past 6 years have showed you anything, it’s that SCOTUS is really the last branch left in the federal government that can cause real change. Congress has become a children’s day care center where a “good day” is one where nobody picks a fight with someone else such that…

This is such a wildly privileged opinion. Real people will get hurt under Trump. SCOTUS will be changed. Laws will be passed. The military will be deployed, affecting people around the globe. I get that you want a different political system but this is the one we live in. Don’t throw others under the bus in your quest…

You need to stop writing so many long and thoughtful comments. Reading them is killing my productivity and the involuntary nodding is becoming a literal pain in my neck.

This has been my working theory for some time now. Graham and the rest of the GOP have basically conceded the White House for 2016 but they know that if Trump is their nominee then a) GOP turnout will be lower than normal because what sensible Republicans exist (there’s gotta be some!) will stay home since they can’t…