My memory told me the hatch was ugly, but looking at the two side by side the hatch is better.

Why is it so ugly? They know how to make it look good:

I think the general idea of what happens is that you’re cruising along one day, minding your own business, when all of a sudden your engine explodes like Los Angeles in Independence Day.

I'm going to assume this is an article about saving your parking space in a snowstorm with a lawn chair

Wait... There was an article?

Unlike most questions, this one's easy and I think I can actually answer it adequately. The thing is, most of us have a job. A fairly precarious job at that, and it's kind of a big deal to make it in to work in the morning. Now when you work on your car, which of course is a lot of fun, you have to start in after…

Let me say this. Fuck this thing.

Haha. Well this is odd. And yet flattering.

Have you considered an Audi Allroad?

Behold! Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, motherfuckers.

What, you've got a problem with chains?

everybody calm down. Its not the size of the FORD logo thats bothering you, its the ridiculous shape of the black plastic that surrounds the logo. See? I fixed it for you.

The most common issue is the chain guides breaking in the 04-05 s4's, when the b7 chassis came out the guides were updated to a better design, but the issue with the adjusters ovaling out still existed. The newest revision of the guides has a metal backing that will not crack like the original weak version. The…

Familiar with this?

Sorry I can't be more specific. Everything about this damn thing is annoying:

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If you zoom in close enough, you can really see it.