I have been lucky enough to drive 2 generations of Viper. And I got to drive them both pretty hard - This car will lose traction so fast, its all so fast... I mean its the only super car i have ever driven, but man the speed blew me away - i mean under full pedal i was shifting like every 1-2 seconds until 5th.

This. The airlines might not care that much about the pillow case or shopping bag cheat, but you sure are going to piss off your fellow travelers.

5. Vaccuum-seal your clothes

Avoid baggage fees with an empty pillowcase

Man the carry-on ones are just tips on how to be an asshole. Buy an appropriately sized suitcase that fits in the overhead bin (or check it if it doesn’t), learn how to pack efficiently, board the plane with minimum fuss, and be on your way. You are a gigantic prick if you’re trying to game the system to bring on…

#12: Stay home. Life sucks, people suck, and travelling long distances sucks, just to get to a new place that also sucks, so just stay home and read a book and look at pictures of where you wanted to go on the internet.

Great. So now some asshole is going to come on a plane with the biggest carry-on allowed AND a gigantic pillow filled with their dirty clothes. I’m all for screwing airlines whenever possible, but for so many people, you give them an inch and they take a mile.

The pillow case and plastic bag hacks are why it absolutely fucking sucks to fly. Either limit yourself to the carry on limit or check a bag. You taking up half the overhead bin with your “hack” so my regulation size bag doesn’t fit and has to be checked makes you an asshole, not a savvy flyer.

I have a great travel hack. At check-in, I slide the attendant some extra money and they take my bags! Then the bags just show up at the destination! I don’t even have to carry them on the plane with me!

The "cheapest flights happen at X time on Y day" thing hasn't been true for years. That's a relic of a time when new flights and fares were manually loaded into the system by a person at a specific time. It's all completely automated at this point, and has been for a long time, so that is no longer even a little bit…

Why don’t y’all just do a feature called “Ask a Trucker”? I’m sure I’m not the only one on here who drives commercial truck for a living; I’m also a driver trainer. 

Maybe you ought to do a slideshow of the three posts this week that weren’t slideshows?

You don’t see rangers and S10s for the same reason you don’t see Dakotas. They were low quality products that didn’t last. They’re all in junk yards because they weren’t worth the cost to keep repairing. They were basically giant pieces of shit. Like all American cars from the 90s.

Trucks are useful because they have beds. Making them 4 door only makes them fucking worthless. Flame on motherfuckers.

I tried growing sunflowers this year as I have in years past, but the blasted squirrels took down every single one of them, and most before they’d even fully bloomed. Ratty bastards.

1) then offer a competitive price

“Excuse me, how much is this box of Cheerios? There was no price on the shelf.”

Do you folks get a bonus in your paycheck if you make something into a slideshow?

A National Treasure!

I love how many schools are pushing back their reopening by a week or maybe two weeks. Like that’s going to change anything.