This is the kind of news I need, that we all need.

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

Hot take: anyone who needs a video to tell them how to load a dishwasher correctly is not going to pay any goddamn attention to a video telling them how to load a dishwasher correctly.

Nah, character concerns means that he’ll be in Cincinnati by Monday.

Maybe the first clue was that he needed to take a dump every time his opponent made a move.

sure, when these people take pics, its justice, but when i do, its immoral.

I understood all of the words in this article and the syntax, but it still doesn’t make sense.

...between the USWNT and France on Friday in Paris.

I’m bemused that Izzo, who makes how many millions of dollars, behaved like a 5-year-old when interacting with an actual 18-year-old. He should be embarrassed. Would a professor at this esteemed academic institution be forgiven for acting the same way?

No, I think that’s called Twitter.

Amazing thinking outside the box. The only thing I can think of...

So Stephens took the high road and you wrote a bunch of emails that look like they could have been written by an angry 12 year-old, and you actually think that by writing this and copying those emails and publishing them, we’re going to take your side?

Yes, and who better to teach Cole lessons about cheap shots being unacceptable than Tom Wilson. 

I’m sorry, I don’t see why Cole was given a 5 minute major for Interference.
The Cap player came speeding around another Avs player after losing the puck, on a direct course towards Cole, and then that Caps player put his stick up, parallel to the ice in order to crosscheck Cole right to his god damned face.

My wife does this. Then complains that shes so busy all the time.

Let's see, check my receipts or move to Canada. Thanks for the practical alternative...

Here’s the midsize truck one.

Here’s a rough example of some of the numbers I’ve been running on this. Even when you account for fuel economy a full size truck tends to be a better value than say, a full size sedan. A midsize sedan is a pretty good value, but the full size truck is so close it hardly matters to most people when you consider all…

I would love to get this job, and then post how i am actually traveling to California to find my old bully from junior high school and kick his ass.