what did you end up ordering?

I empathize with the spirit of the article but some small voice in my head parroted the title back as, “someone, somewhere on the internet said something” and I cringed. There is never any shortage of people looking to be outraged about something... and this is pretty low hanging fruit.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

so because he’s not a woman, people should be free to attack Kurt Eichenwald? That’s crap.

but he smiled when he played baseball

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

I don’t know if I would be more terrified of the flaming fuel or the spray of the “mystery water” windshield cleaner that went flying after the first impact.

No, because it features washed up players and second line talent. Most of he best talent is not yet I. Form because it is spring training.

Dempster seems like a nice guy, but this is why nobody cares about the WBC.

Because it implies personal responsibility for your achievements in life, and that hurts people’s feelings.

Why is meritocracy a dirty word?

Kick his ass with what?

If they’re in better conditions, it’s only because you have more naive drivers using their nice personal vehicles that haven’t seen much work yet. Once you have cars that go through several years of driving people, their messes and body fluids around, and given the low fares, the typical UberX vehicle will make taxis…

An otaku is a Japanese word for a tech-culture and game obsessed teen. Kotaku’s about gaming. Gizmodo is about gizmos, ie technology (although its remit seems to be broadening and it has a lot of stories that would have lived on Gawker prior to its murder)

Now get together with the gaming uber-nerds at Kotaku and link it up to one of those DIY wheel/pedals setups for Forza or Gran Turismo. Then you get more realistic sounds, smells, and vibration right in your living room, at least until you feel the urge to take a nap. A DARWINNER IS YOU!

The headline said “Mets PROSPECT” though, which makes it pretty clear it’s not Tebow.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

“The driver has not been cited”