Serena and her coach immediately starting whining about injuries and taking the credit away from Pliskova. They are such sore losers.

Goddamn, Going for that “Admiral” position, ain’t ya Ron?
+1

[Coach turns to new punter]: I guess you are better than nothing.

Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.

Idiot Kickers:

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Interesting, because the organisers don’t even speak English!

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

It’s very small. You have to be very familiar with the Chinese flag to understand that.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

(earlier in the day)

Naw. I think the worst you’ll see is him make some sort of “cool” teaching for abstinence only practice. Like he’ll make some rap video about not having sex with the classic 1980's synth boom-bap beat.
“When you see a pretty girl and want to really rock her world/but worry it could be a habit, just head on home and…

Tim Lee is “going to embrace God’s plan.”

71% of the planet is already aquariums...

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Except his 2013 FedEx playoff win netted him $10 mio.

*U