“Should we kill these Commonwealth storm troopers while they sleep?” “No, let’s wait until they have us surrounded to make our move.”

One good thing about the upcoming destruction of humanity is I won’t have to hear about the Kardashians or Davidson anymore.

Is this show still about zombies at all?

I actually never liked that they made them romantic. The first season worked because Eve was obsessed with Villanelle in a way she didn’t fully understand and at times even came across as jealousy of Villanelle’s life. This took on the creepiness that the whole Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling BS did and I…

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because Jada has probably nagged Will for years directly and passively about Black men not defending Black women. So in a moment of emotion and a side-eye look from Jada, Will went up on stage to show Jada in the biggest way possible that he is there to defend her specifically and Black…

Cry harder faggot

Shut the fuck up, you fucking retard

Another day, another group of amazing Black folks whose night and achievements were ruined by Will Smith. 

This might be the whitest thing I have read all month.

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one that thought, who cares? Even if she did make it up. How is this a big enough deal to get HR involved? Are we really becoming this puritanical?

So, a writer just made stuff up and put it in a pretend show about pretend people in pretend situations. Isn’t that, you know, writing?

I once listened to a consultant at a work event talk about how we should be like the "tienanmen square tank guy" and I'm like no. 

Really dug deep for that little tirade, didnt you kiddo

Sorry Yahoo! Answers isn’t around anymore to help you.

Forget this.

Frank Whaley & Jennifer Connelly did it better anyway

“ii) he’s going to county jail, not prison, so he’ll be out in about half the time, and again, it’s county jail, not Oz.”

Tell me you’ve never seen, been to, or heard of Cook County Jail without telling me you’ve never seen, been to, or heard of Cook County Jail. 

They can send Jussie to prison for lying to police, but white people have free reign to do that everyday so long as the target is black?