TheRoot went right off a cliff when Harriot left. 

Does that asshole EVER skip an article in here?

UN Jefferson was not one-dimensional. 

He’s going to Heaven for Tucker and Dale, Tudyk already punched his ticket with Firefly. 

You got paid for this?

They could have done an article on LL’s beefs alone; him smashing Kool Moe Dee, Hammer, and Ice-T at the same time (To Da Break of Dawn) was a highlight.

Kid’s a hero.

Running down the street to get a gun? 

How do we know the guy wasn’t running to get a weapon of his own? The threat wasn’t neutralized until homie was D E A D. 

Pat and Vanna should be replaced by Anthony Andersen and Meg thee Stallion.

I totally forgot Cathy Dennis existed and I had no idea she wrote those songs. She was awesome back in the day and I’m glad she did well professionally. 

We are absolutely in the WORST timeline when ‘Face has to open up for Anita Baker. 

Sleepaway Camp.

Bixby>Ferrigno>Norton>Bana>Ruffalo

Team Chika, and if Niki v. Miley was staged, Niki should have got an Emmy; she wasn’t playin.

Then no version of you ever saw Scott Pilgrim. 

Bootlicker

Do me, baby?

Podcasts and social media ruined Gabrielle Union almost as bad as it ruined Jada. 

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