Boring, predictable list, where’s Angela Basset from Strange Days or even Whats Love Got to Do With It? Gina Torres from Serenity? Zoe Saldana from Columbiana? You put Pam in there twice, but don’t use her best movie, Coffy? Put some effort into this shit.

Dang, didn’t know Roger Mosley was dead, RIP (Everybody go watch The Mack and Terminal Island).

That whole album is pure joy, you can tell they were having a blast making it. 

More proof that Questlove is and always has been a fat idiot.

All of the nice people you meet in the first season die horribly each seaon after.

yuck

Disgraceful.

Boo hoo.

Like Tom Hanks?

Spike, Oldboy remake.

You mean Lawrence Fishburne’s pipe-hitting brothas. 

Staged.

Losers be losin; don’t you have anything better to do, loser?

Terminator 3 could be on either side, but that ballsy ending steers it towards “Best” for me.

The World is Not Enough is better than Goldeneye. 

Scrub.

*whooooosh*

You know that exact line was in the trailer right?

“No talent” would have been a better name.

Joel McHale is the modern-day Ted McGinley