The Smugglers Blues video practically IS an episode of Miami Vice

Bullshit headline.

Keke Palmer seems entirely humorless.

Me thinks it’s a play on that particular critics review system.

Sounds like a possible stinky pinky.

Clerks II was 2006? Feels like that was five years ago.

Brilliant post if it’s sarcasm.

Nightmare 4 rules.

I’ll never understand how this fat boring lump got famous and Kel is like working at Subway or something.

Or get Mark Strong for half the cost.

“poignant” “emotional” “a lot of humanity” words used to describe a sequel to a movie where a guy fucks a donkey. 

Metal face!

They’re using vernacular you putz.

Except for the part where he was put in a chokehold, humiliated, and handed to the cops by a “negro”. The “master race” doesn’t look on that kind of thing very fondly, this guy is going to be a prison wife for one of the mini-Hitlers in there.

Tevin Campbell was 23 years old in 1999, if you want to celebrate the man buy some of his music or go to one of his shows, so he can eat.

How many times are you going to reply, freak?

He’s not really a predator, he just fingerbanged a drunk chick who got a book deal out of it.

What compelled you to marry a hick aspie who has been playing with guns since he was 5? And who would you like to play you in the re-enactment of your murder on Forensics Files?

This story has no winners.