I own more Hov records than anyone else so I guess that makes him my favorite, but c’mon, his shit ain’t that great, especially after volume 3.

Has this lizard in a woman’s skin ever NOT been gross???

And the Father of the Year award goes to...

Parents who don’t  have enough sense to keep their kid out of a dangerous situation shouldn’t be parents at all.

white people.

Your friend doesn’t need power or resources; they need enough good sense to stay out of driver’s way.

Baba Booey

He’ll never top his work in Ghosts of Mars anyway.

Sabotage?

Obligatory “SNL is still on the air?” post.

Holy shit, that’s not Jennifer Garner?

Only 10?

He’ll never be universally loved or respected because he had the nerve to date Janet.

Yeah, what a monster; taking advantage of these poor angels like that.

Mattel would have Sha’Carri dolls in stores if she wasn’t such a ratchet mess.

Hope she listens to Octavia Spencer.

Stop crying about strangers in front of your children.

Aunjanue Ellise deserved a bigger career, she was the best thing going in Undercover Brother.

How do you know what they’re paid, snob?