They should have brought their business to Beavers!

Black Excellence.

This fat smackhead is still famous?

Sutter’s out? Hell, I might start watching this thing. 

It got two seasons, people just didn’t give a shit. 

Sean Evans? I always thought that was Paul Wall.

I’m more offended by that shitty Common impersonation than the blackface.

Just find a kid to sit behind, bozo.

What was your costume, Kai?

pssssttt...

The writer isn’t obligated to use spoiler headlines and pics either.

Who the hell wants to be the “Forrest Gump” of anything?

Sorry bruh, Gregory Hines doesn’t make it, and you forgot the sista in Nightmare 5 (the swimmer).

This broad is the worst.

Thin Lizzy?

This tiresome  hack gets to shit out a new movie every two years, while Lexi Alexander hopelessly remains in director jail; there is no God.

He didn’t work in a “hot chick” part for his wife?

Who the hell gave him a lapdance after he sexually harassed a bunch of women?

I don’t mind Goldman, because he at least has a little edge, but Alston is a bore, and it’s mostly because the guy playing him is a lousy actor with zero charisma who’s been coasting off the goodwill earned from his work from The Wire for years.