LOL, look at what you started.

John. Wick. Parabellum.

So how were the orgies?

And you thought it was politically correct then?

Would’ve been awesome if Cruise just replied, “No chance, dopehead”.

Do it with a .22 (or an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle).  

Anyone who uses a food delivery app for fast food gets what they deserve, which is usually hot diarrhea.

Talk them both into watching John Wick 3 instead. 

You best believe the hungry transit sista is watching this, and will absolutely lawyer up if the snitch gets a dime.

light skin.

Jagger Blaec sounds like a Mortal Kombat character.

You mean the 90 minute Twitter ad “Chef”?

They didn’t have to try so hard with him. 

D’wayne has been touring with a group billed as 3T, but I’m sure for most people (myself included); no Saadiq, no deal.

We’re really never going to get another true Tony! Toni! Toné! record are we?

White wife; he was trying to avoid black people. 

They work there, they remember you. 

No lovely Marisol, no deal.

Lifetime Pass for The Long Kiss Goodnight.

If she ever gets tired of the drag thing, Shangela could make a ton as a Paul Stanley impersonator.