Lifetime Pass for Porky’s.

“They looked like regular white people who kiss their dogs in the mouth and enjoy the occasional Pat Benatar ditty”

Billy Porter was one of the only good things on the last wretched season of American Horror Story (sorry Adina, you let us down), and he can wear whatever the hell he wants.

Why do you have a picture of Don Cheadle in the header?

It’s said that his descendants later got into weapons and gun smuggling for nefarious organizations.

Jesus, just recast the character like all other dopey soap operas do. 

Is there ever on this site? Another “writer” shit out an article titled “How To Get Free Stuff at Hotels” which basically just said book a hotel with free breakfast and ask the front desk for toiletries.

Still better then Schitt’s Creek.

Should have been Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Dot, not feather. 

Wrong whitewashed Rodriguez, that’s Michelle.

You should have opened with this.

Dante, is a scrub.

One of the best towns to hear some live music in the pub or the club; went out there last year and had a BLAST (bomb ass BBQ too).

“I fought the fuck back!”

Mac Dre was from Vallejo, and all but forgotten about a week after he got shot, and the hyphy movement lasted about six months; I’m more upset that he didn’t mention our dope food spots.

Chris Brown and XXXTentacion are straight.

I kind of feel bad for the family too; I mean, he is about to go away, far away, like forever, and they (all working actors) are going to be asked about him for the rest of their careers, or what’s left of them.

Nah bruh, he’s finished. When Lee Daniels is done with you, EVERYBODY is done with you.