Nah, they just interchange them with articles about the NFL.

The only narrative that counted

Asking her to call you is creepy.

I agree with you, and there are people who are far more deserving our time, protection, and attention than the groupies and famewhores who got caught up with R. Kelly.

See every VH1 clip show ever.

The truth is nobody gives a shit, myself included. I’ve read every online article about the guy and haven’t learned one thing I didnt know already. Anyone who has associated with this cat since 1996 has to know what they what were in for, and at this point, I would bet good money that if he opened the front door and…

Gassy.

SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

If they fire this sista, I hope she starts a GoFundMe, I’ll drop a twomp for every punch that landed.

9. Tomi Lahren.

Deep reflection, looking for guidance and forgiveness.

Not even close to the same thing, he wasn’t headlining a comedy show on new years eve, he was presenting an award at the lamest awards show ever. 

14:59

Of course it was Florida, it’s always Florida.

Sounds like he was minding his own business, and that’s why this story is about Pete whining about Louis CK in public, and not the other way around.

The new Jimmy Fallon.

“...and he’s gonna smoke his career away.” Where is the lie?

Counterpoint: This is funny:

Yeah thanks, I’ve read her press bio too. Luck and looks are the only reason that she blew up while more deserving (and DEPENDABLE) talent like Sommore, Wanda Sykes, and Adele Givens are a paycheck away from obscurity.

Nope, I’m not even a fan but Kevin Hart paid his dues, doing little bit parts, playing shit clubs, and putting out those bootleg comedy specials year after year until things popped off for him.