Jigga that nigga.

So many Klan members in the comments, now I see why people hide the greys; sucks to miss out on the good commenters though.

Texas.

Can’t we put these two and Priyonas in a four-seater and shoot them all into the sun?

He’s white enough.

Definitely not seeing enough Larry Drake love in this piece, Durant is more memorable than Darkman, I can’t even remember the Doctor’s name.

See also: Machine Gun Kelly

Okay.

Had to be a whiteboy, we got too many Wingstops in the East Bay to be buying pounds of watery no-sauce struggle wings from Safeway. 

Actually, they play CIH when he’s driving McClane to Nakitomi, he’s rocking out to a Stevie Wonder song when he’s talking to the chick.

Did Dane Cook die or something (crosses fingers)???

Wanda Sykes.

Who???

Two years too late, what used to be a really fun show devolved into The Snoring Dead right around the middle of Season 3.

Bitch set him up!

Looks and sounds like something from Empire.

white privilege

You got paid for this???

Wait, you skipped Sugar Ray!