He’ll get into Heaven for Long Gone (and for being aware of the awesome movie F/X).

BK wouldn’t be dead, it would be Jack In The Box.

Agreed, Michael B. Jordan would be fantastic. 

Glad it’s on ABC, they can afford to get Malik Yoba some chapstick.

Tyler Perry should host the Oscars.

Do better, Cube.

Seriously?

Omarosa when she reads this...

That hair is Eddie Murphy in Bowfinger levels of hurt, but nice upgrade on the snowbunny, bruh!

Monica Bellucci should have been Blofeld.

When I read the headline, I was convinced that this woman was an asshole, after reading the story, I’m still pretty sure that she is an asshole, but she’s my kind of asshole.

Tiffany Haddish’s checks didn’t clear.

This needs to be its own article and you need to write it.

I can’t be the only one who sees it...

The monsters are in the trailer:

Li’l Duke begins training a new fighter who quickly rises through the Heavyweight ranks, leading to a face off with Creed, Rocky’s getting cancer treatment in Philly; without his two best trainers, Creed makes the fateful decision to work with the Dragos, much to the chagrin of Bianca and Claire Huxtable.

Dang, I was hoping that you were talking about Tucker Carlson.

Bonus points for using the Schumacher-era font on his sign.