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Godspeed You! Indie Commenter

"I sure am happy they decided at the last minute not to switch to Kinja."

Now is not the time for division. You may have had the most upvoted comment ever as Neckbeard (I was actually the first to upvote that one) but it takes commitment to get to where I am.

I'll try porting over to Kinja, but I'm retiring this AVC/Disqus account. My upvote-to-comment ratio is 20.3; it can be preserved in amber. An elegant account for a more civilized age.

Gendry is on the team, but when Super Anti-White Walker Dream Team Death Squad assembles into a giant warrior to fight the Night King, the head is formed by…Jorah. What you thought Jon would be the head? No, it would be someone smart.

Go Anti-White Walker Dream Team Death Squad!

Maybe it's silly for all the characters we like to have survived this big battle but I am okay with it.

Dickon: "Bet you'll remember my name now, asshole!" Also that's Billy Bones from Black Sails, maybe not a much-loved show around here but I loved it.

Drogon: "fuck yo arrow motherfucker!"

Diana Rigg, the final flower of House Tyrell, fallen. So much great knife-twisting tonight, both in service of and against Cersei. Some very poetic use of poison.

Looks like Varys is a smart enough man of the people to know how to work within the system instead of going off and supporting Jill Stein.

Are we talking about Misandei coming into Grey Worm's room?

You've been looking into the flames too long? We've never really seen much of Dragonstone before, just the war room and the dungeon and a bedroom or two. That was majestic. Joffrey was right, the Targaryens had style.

Euron is a real asshole, sure, but can he fill the Ramsay-sized hole in my bile duct?

New guy to replace him? Let's see him call Boris Karloff a cocksucker.

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Cassidy and Tall Angel don't need speedballs for a fun party; beach balls, pillow fights, ice cream, what's not to like? Stay in school kids, and drink your milk.

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I just wanted to do that one last time before Kinja wipes all this away. You're all still welcome at the TI Forum, http://tolerabilityindex.fr…

But I have been repeatedly assured that extra-legal violence is OK when it's on the side of my preferred politics, you know, the good guys! After all, it's extra legal.

Jared brings the righteous anger… I feel chastised, and I didn't do anything.