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Yeah, Paige knows Elizabeth isn't exactly the doctor type. But Elizabeth wants to give her an idea for something else fulfilling to do, if not to serve Mother Russia.

Well, I have to agree with Philip on this one: Elizabeth's disguises frequently make her just as attractive or even hotter, but Philip's usually only make him look like a nerd, a redneck, or a drunk. But then, judging by how Deirdre picks up the phone when "Gus" says he's married, she likes a bad boy.

So Chuck wants Jimmy disbarred not imprisoned. Well Jimmy becomes Saul so Fuck YOU Chuck you'll die alone. Also Jimmy loses Kim and winds up in Nebraska so everybody loses. But until then Kim's support is very sweet.

Gary's freak-out attack in the limo was most satisfying. I hope this gets The First Chubby out of this show for a while, if not for good. Not that it hasn't been fun to love to hate Andrew.

I'm a longtime fan of Ewan McGregor - and he looks great as Midwestern Michael Keaton - but I'm really here for Carrie Coon. Fargo, The Leftovers, the voice of reason in Gone Girl: she's taking care of business.

And as a result, Philip is putting even less effort into convincing people he's not dead inside. He flatly agrees that it's getting better with Paige; flatly agrees that Gabriel is like family; flatly agrees to have sex with the boring mark; flatly notes GORP-guy's other woman. When he looks into his future by asking

I know we're all excited about Gus Fring (and really the slow reveal was a bit much, as if we don't all know), but let's talk about the prices at Los Pollos Hermanos: $3.19 for a Pollos Classic and a huge coffee. $25 for a dozen burritos. And this ain't Taco Bell, this is the quality local chain everybody loves. Even

"Just let me draw a urethra on there!"

Perhaps they will pull a South Park and take their most screwed-up character and make him run for president…Jonah, I'm talking about Jonah. (Lots to choose from, I know.) He's got that Florida governor, Lex Luthor look now.

Okay, but the dog running off with the rest of the peanut butter sandwich was pretty great.

"Paige, we weren't going to buy anything…it would be a waste of time…and I sold Mary Kay once…with a friend…who had cute kids that did the Pepper Dance…" *sobs* (That's me crying, not Elizabeth.)

I've been looking forward to the return of the great Fuck Chuck/Chuck Has a Point Debate of 2016. What has that bastard got planned? Chuck's mania is seriously getting old, and Ernesto doesn't need this. I hope he tells Jimmy what he heard.

Hey, Aisha Tyler can sing.

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Jemaine Clement gets to be a bad guy! The classiest body-possessor since the demon in Denzel Washington's Fallen who liked to sing "Time is on My Side". Except it's "Children of the Revolution".

The small break in Stan's voice while standing up for Our Man Oleg was one of Noah Emmerich's most subtle and fine acting moments.

I like you a lot Legion, but if you're going to make an overt reference to They Live as a plot point I expect a 6-minute fist fight. The whole aesthetic of the silent movie vs. darker-Tim Burton was worth it, though.

Or, you know, the murders. Thanks a lot, foley artists. I'm still getting over the bone-breaking sounds from the time they fit that girl into a suitcase.

I was actually thinking of a lot of movie influences tonight: the pulsing, bleeding wall like Cronenberg. Syd's float like "The Big Lebowski". Ptonomy in a toddler memory under the kitchen table like "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". Amy as a crueler Nurse Ratched.

When Stan said his date was like a female version of Philip, I so wanted it to be Matthew Rhys in a wig.