Literally the only reason I clicked on the article, but I was two minutes late. Well done.

With no headphone jack, Apple saw no need to invest in the music business.

1. Well, Han used Luke's light saber.
2. Eh, tension is important. And who would he practice against? There aren't any other Jedi.
3. The bad guys are supposed to lose.

One thing from music that should be dead: Kool Letterz in Song Titlez.
R.I.P. Prince and Tupac.

Whoa there folks, that is NOT a Beatrix Potter illustration. This looks like the guy who did those covers for Roald Dahl reprints. (ETA: it is.) Fine, but Potter was one of the greatest natural science illustrators (even if it was "just" small animals in cute people clothes).

I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Gunn, you just don't realize
What you do to me

Regardless of larger movie quality, there is no way the character design of the rebooted Elliot in Pete's Dragon is as visually appealing as the original. It looks like a hairy monster made possible by modern CGI, which it is. The original Elliot looked like a silly whimsical delight with little pink wings and funny…

Bathing in the blood of virgins (college Republicans) seems not to have kept her right arm from becoming emaciated while her left arm somehow grew longer.

I didn't know she liked to get weird. That's PCP; angel dust; Sherman Helmsley; love boat; Ashy Larry.

I've been playing Predator Go for years, walking around neighborhoods looking for Predators to catch. Now I can't get my Predators to train in a gym because the teenagers keep taking it over.

"Get him, player!"
More standout from Goggins - the magnifier on the teeth! The man's face is just so expressive: the victory, the shocking realization of being caught.

The Katrina aftermath is what we got for Bush not giving a fuck even when it was his turn to give a fuck.

Fuck that racist fuck Jackie, man. Burn his fucking house down, Russell! It was cute to see Gamby come to his rescue, but I would have preferred to see the smarter Lee wreak devious revenge.

Baking and Getting Baked…with Martha and Snoop

Where'd Trevor got cookies and milk I want cookies and milk.

Did you drop it?

I'll remember him best as governor "Pass the Biscuits" "Pappy" O'Daniel from O Brother Where Art Thou. The man had a talent for being angry at idiots. "I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch!"

"Could it have reached No. 1 had it included the Oxford comma is its title? Probably not, but The A.V. Club’s copy editors would have been a lot happier if it had."

I hate grit. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets DC nowhere.

Welp, Annville is gone. I'll miss Jackie Earl Haley, but let's move on.