Normally on this show I'd be worried about Tormund giving Brienne the eye, but he's told us what gallant and tender lovers there are north of the wall.
ETA: ok, that was a bit rough.

Krieger's catsuit beats the shit out of Cyril's awful leisure suit, and that doesn't even count the sweet afro. (Though Pam's blonde feathering do is best.)

*still of Pastor Tim lifts out of frame*
"Pastor Tim died on the way back to his home from Ethiopia"

The AV Club
Freeform jazz odyssey of masturbatory bullshit

AWWWWWWW, Mike's Chinese baby adoption got cancelled by Selina not knowing how to tweet. :(

I would like to see Mountainstein chase Maester Pycelle through the Red Keep while Yakkety Sax plays.

The producers to Rickon's actor:
"You're coming back."
"That's good!"
"Shaggy Dog is dead."
"That's bad."
"You'll be in Winterfell."
"That's good."
"Ramsay Bolton has Winterfell."
"Can I go now?"

That was some great slo-mo, even if the scheme was directly lifted from The Dark Knight.

I never believed Martha would get out of this alive, Chekhov's gun unused. She showed amazing dignity in it too. For someone who was always prone to be the butt of a joke, she had great strength. I'll definitely miss Alison Wright.

Amy had about the sickest burn on Jonah yet: telling him he'd die of Marfan Syndrome. Damn that's harsh.

HBO perhaps misinterpreted the fan outcry for boners in parity with female nudity.

Roose Bolton: "Kill the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch? What are we, assholes?"
Ramsey: *stab* "Uh, yeah, haven't you been paying attention?"

Gloating is never pretty, but SUCK IT, BOOK READERS.
I'm stoked.

I can only wonder how the magnificent voice of John O'Hurley, J. Peterman himself, hasn't appeared on Archer before now.

I'm way more loyal to the Jennings than to Martha. When Elizabeth finds Martha and puts that hand in her pocket, I'm thinking, "Do it, Liz! Kill her right here in the park, end it!…No? Fine, make Philip kill her for you."
What is wrong with me? Jesus, this show. At least Philip declared his love.

I'm glad she's tackling a subject people have less strong feelings about than Star Wars.

Jesus Christ, CEO of the world: heard of him?!

HBO CEO of Tits is a giver, and he doesn't judge.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE DOTHRAKI HORDE!
Our greatest pleasure is seeing a naked woman for the first time! And killing a Khal.
Two! Our two greatest pleasures are seeing a naked woman for the first time and killing a Khal! And breaking a new horse.
Three! Our three greatest…I'll come in again.

Mallory is pretty badass getting out of Barry's pit and busting the trucker.