This brings a whole new meaning to Fährfrempūpen.

“Just like our “Clean Diesel” technology, you do not want to know how this sausage is made.”

Gaskets will be blown

I can’t say it’s the best. But I do know it’s wurst.

This is good Kinja. Or at least... what’s left of it.

I have various problems that come and go with no logic. The Kinja servers and code are messed up, but they always were.

Yes, thank you for taking the time to get more clarification—I appreciate that. I am so bothered by that situation I am not at my most coherent. I have a fleabag-level sense of humor and bawdiness. What this guys was doing was just outright harassment and an extremely demeaning attitude towards women.

OOOOOOOOOH!!! Yessssss.

Lamborghini also made tractors, a friend has one at his ranch. Not many people can say they’ve driven a '60s Lambo.

I think it was what you said: “it’s about the entitlement” that made me think of this. He thought he could behave in any way he wanted, an entitled man that was used to sexually harassing women and if he was ever challenged, he’d hold his hands up, palms up, and say, IT’S A JOKE! JEESH! and I just was trying to not…

You can talk all you want about slavery and speeches, but how many times did Lincoln remember to honour Washington and his men who seized the airports?

“It’s about the power dynamic. It’s about entitlement. It’s about punishing someone if she didn’t give him what he wanted.”

But a municipality does not have constitutional rights to free speech, the all-Republican Supreme Court argued in its decision.

You could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...

I believe it was a bad decision. You were supposed to buy a brown 3-series wagon. Then you will obtain automotive Zen.

You’d be fucking surprised how many times a day I read almost this exact same comment on FB or Twitter.

My idiot brain always thinks dogs are boys and cats are girls, so I try to be sneaky with a “What’s your dog’s name?” 
Then, when the response is “Biscuit!”, my brain just starts shrieking.

Well, I suppose I am happy we didn’t find the dog with a dick drawn on her belly with a permanent marker considering the past bullshit.....

Hours later, the White House walked back that leaked information, insisting that Conan is male.

Bob Marley apparently liked it too, because that tra-la-la riff turns up in Buffalo Soldiers, which is too weird to be a coincidence but maybe it is I don’t know I need more coffee.