“Though technically, it’s a fastback, since the rear glass lifts with the trunk.”

When will a wagon version become available in the U.S.?

This is Texas. This is not Austin.

Alexa is *not* welcome in my house. 

Then, what they want needs to be adjusted.

She should be made to wake up to this cartoon every morning.

LOL. It’s kind of too bad that there isn’t a mechanism for people on the former Gawker websites to contact each other directly and meet face to face. I wonder how many marriages and relationships would result, if there were. I know that I have several friends whom I met online (but not through dating sites), back when…

Well, it’s obvious that your dog must be gay. Take him to a PRIDE parade and have him strut his stuff!

LOL to your two explanations.

I cannot bring myself to do online dating. Just as I refuse to do Facebook and its ilk, because of privacy, data mining, and tracking issues (among others), I do not want to give faceless corporations all this private information about me, then have them track me. That’s before even getting to issues such as you…

Serious answer: many people do enjoy it. Many people do spend quality time with their friends, loved ones, family, etc. Many people are thankful. You just read about the train wrecks and shitstorms, not the nice quiet affairs. 

I recommend that you go somewhere else for Thanksgiving next year.

It might be worth the price, if it were a pristine example. Maybe.

This is another one of those projects for which the eternal question arises:

This reminds me of an experience I had in my early days of motorcycle riding.

I subscribe to the “if it carries four passengers, it should have four doors” school of car purchasing. Other than those 2+2 cars with vestigial rear seats and stripped-down econoboxes whose back seats may as well not exist, cars should have doors to access the rear seats. I have never understood why someone would…

Having been a passenger in an i3 whose range extender kicks in partway through trips, I have experienced the importance of having one.

I still want to know who poached motifs from whom: Bob Marley from the Banana Splits, or the other way around? 

Brokeback Mountain II? 

Now, *this* is a performance Audi!