I just hope he steps back from underage girls. 

Putting aside abuse, of course, I don’t understand why certain marriages last so short a time. Haven’t people figured out well enough that they get along, that they can get along at least for a year or two?

I was all set to spend Thanksgiving by myself. No fuss, no muss, do and eat whatever and whenever I want.

Because, the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people and his morally- and follically-challenged toadie notwithstanding, the United States is a country of immigrants.

What is a water fast? It does not sound healthy (that’s putting it mildly). 

Steve Miller. Joe Walsh. When will the confusion end?

British Racing Green FTW.

It reminds me of:

I do not like SUVs, faux or not. But I also know that wagons are becoming rarer and rarer. I hope I don’t need to get a new vehicle anytime soon, but crashes, thefts, etc. happen.

How many people reading this, actually drove a Mustang II in the day?

I had not heard about that. Cool! 

Yes. That’s it.

Paging...Alec Baldwin?

Tertiary syphilis.

Having Julia Roberts play Harriet Tubman could be cool, if the movie were cast in a Hamilton way. But was that studio executive weasel that far-sighted? Um, no. 

Does Alabama want to be fixed?

Ah.

Thank you!

“When I was in my lowest points, God was there with me and *sending me visions* and inspiring me,”

They didn’t with Michael Jackson. They didn’t with Charlie Sheen. They won’t with him either.