The Senate cannot be abolished. It is one of just a few items in the Constitution that cannot be amended. (It’s a bit more complicated than this, but this is basically correct.) There are ways in which this could be finessed, but we are stuck with the Senate.

Ditto. Kinja headlines. 

I won’t lie—for me, these kinds of arguments about Warren vs. Sanders are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. The differences are trivial in the context of the existential threat posed by the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people and his enablers and minions.

Addendum: Big picture: I agree with you.

I just paid a bit more attention to this bit:

“Don’t call me out on the thing that I did!”

Oh, stop it. You’re doubling down on putting words in my mouth that I never said and never implied. That makes you a lot like the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people. Don’t be that way. It makes you look bad. You should know better.

This.

“South Jersey Man Accused of Anti-Semitic Vandalism, Plotting to Kill Black Shoppers with Machete at Mall”

The other day, I was grayed out of Jalopnik, but not Jezebel, The Root, etc. (I’ve never emerged from the grays in Gizmodo—weird.)

I don’t have one. I’m still looking for the right person....

There is just one catch: BERNIE IS NOT A DEMOCRAT!

I put more blame on the boss of the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people: President Putin. 

Very thin girls/women with silicone breasts. 

Brick walls don’t move. Therefore, they get zero miles per gallon. 

You said that. I did not.

Obama was President, when that meant something (as opposed to now, with the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people currently occupying the Oval Office).

VW Fastback. The Squareback was more practical. 

LOL

Yes, that’s part of it: the web pages would load inconsistently that day--even more inconsistently than usual.