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This.

“South Jersey Man Accused of Anti-Semitic Vandalism, Plotting to Kill Black Shoppers with Machete at Mall”

The other day, I was grayed out of Jalopnik, but not Jezebel, The Root, etc. (I’ve never emerged from the grays in Gizmodo—weird.)

I don’t have one. I’m still looking for the right person....

There is just one catch: BERNIE IS NOT A DEMOCRAT!

I put more blame on the boss of the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people: President Putin. 

Very thin girls/women with silicone breasts. 

Brick walls don’t move. Therefore, they get zero miles per gallon. 

You said that. I did not.

Obama was President, when that meant something (as opposed to now, with the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people currently occupying the Oval Office).

VW Fastback. The Squareback was more practical. 

LOL

Yes, that’s part of it: the web pages would load inconsistently that day--even more inconsistently than usual. 

Ditto, without losing my key. 

This.

Yes! I’d star you, but starring has been Kinja’ed for me for weeks now. 

“ETA: Has there been a graying a la Splinter on Jezebel? I’ve been commenting here for years...”

“Power belongs to the self-possessed.”

I haven’t seen any of those listed movies.

Bonus points to anyone who groks my reference.