Thank you for your work on behalf of women’s health.

In the spirit of Dan, I refer to the current occupant of the White House as the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people. 

I don’t own a truck. The very rare times that I need one (once every several years), I can rent one, or importune friends of mine to help me. I have no desire to own one for its own sake.

Oh, Florida. Don’t ever change.

I’d love for her people to coordinate with Dan Savage’s people on his “Impeach the Motherfucker Already” campaign.

On at least one level, I understand his point:

Republicans used to be in the vanguard of opposition to Russian influence in our country, for better or worse.

I tried starring your message for the Gawker reference, but apparently it’s also buggy right now. 

I tried starring your message, for Doctor Who reference, but apparently starring also doesn’t work right now.

I did see Phish multiple times when there were fewer than 100 people in the audience. 

I’m glad that she was not hurt worse, as I am simultaneously disgusted and repulsed by this assault on her. 

Formatting tools are not currently working, so I’ll quote the old fashioned way:

Regrets? I have a million of them. I’ll pick just one: not the most important one, not the most traumatic one, but definitely a relatable one.

The lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people is more than a liddle bit addled.

Formatting tools aren’t working, so I’ll quote the old fashioned way:

God, the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people is such a whiner! What a wuss.

It’s a hatchback?

Will Weld is actually a pretty good public servant.

“But I just told you where and when I killed that man. That means you’re going to drop the charges, right?”

It’s an update of FDR’s “Four Freedoms” speech for the 21st century.