Yeah but the fact they do have a witness that went down there and asked them to stop, really helps seal the deal that it was sex. It's too blurry on those pictures alone, but those are just the ones sent to TMZ. There are multiple witnesses, someone actually went down to the car and actually asked them to stop. They…

YEP. I KNEW there was something icky about her story from the start. First of all, this is Studio City, Ca, not some backwoods swamp where people are scandalized by the existence of an interracial couple. (Which was what she tried to claim was the reason witnesses thought she was a prostitute: everyone was so racist…

He's fat. I don't think there's anything wrong with that and he may be really healthy, but he's definitely fat. Not morbidly obese, but big enough to be insecure about his weight, so I think you were on point.

You, dear, are not a terrifically complex thinker, are you now?

Gonna have to say N to anything by tUnE-yArDs in hopes that this will be the last time I ever have to write a name so stupidly stylized like a 6th grader ever again.

Goddammit, people, this is how you get Ebola. Do you want Ebola?

I watched bits and pieces of it and never got into it because the youngest daughter looked nothing like the parents and they never says she was adopted. She was totally adopted and you all know it.

Challenge accepted!!!

What's up with his tan lines?

I desperately wanted Kaitlin Olson to play Miss Hannigan in the new Annie movie. She would have killed it.

Damn, she's on point. And I would watch ALL of those recommendation, especially:

Look, this is a heinous act and this guy should be arrested and brought to trial as quickly as possible. But articles like this, about how the cops aren't doing *everything* they could (like what, arrest every white guy over 6'4" they see?) and making sarcastic comments about how a profession none of us have…

who is Daniel Johnston?

I always roll my eyes so hard at stories like "Melissa Joan Hart dyed her hair red." Not because they were shared, not because they were written in the first place...but because I HAVE to click on them once I see them. And I'm always, always let down.

I always thought no one showered after gym class because you have to be at your next class in five minutes. At least that's why no one at my school showered after PE.

It goes great with Sta-linguini

But does their wine list still have a nice selection of Pinochets?

Eh, the best I could do was either Stalin-guini or The Trail of Tiramisu.

And is that "Artemis" from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia who has the phobia of balls...cotton balls?