Boo fucking hoo. My guess is that she was late, they already dressed four girls in pants or didn't have pants that worked on her. Plus, it's a photo shoot. She would have only worn the heels for 30 minutes at a time and then kicked them off while she sat in a cast chair. Honestly if she whines that much about a photo…

You know that's not really him, right? When Obama turns you can see a few frames of Obama but it is cut directly to another man.

I love me some Aretha. Her voice is ageing though. Let's not pretend that this is up to her normal standards because that does a disservice to her work in the 60s and 70s.

I think there should be amendment for socks with high heel sandals. That's more about pops of color and enhancing the overall look.

X has meaty guitars and interesting themes in their music. I might be a little biased because they are from LA.

The Snorks always followed The Smurfs on my local station. As a kid I used to imagine that the Smurfs would take off the hats and wipe off the blue makeup to do a second show as the snores.

I don't know why this is a thing. As a child of the 90s, I looked like this and my friends looked like this. I did get a laugh out of the one girl saying that she was accused of not bathing after Kurt Cobain died. I know a few girls who did dramatic shit like that after he died. I remember helping one of my friends to…

this is going to end in a murder/suicide

I don't understand why there is a statute of limitations on sex crimes.

and that's why you take the car for a spin before you sign the paperwork. I can understand why he is frustrated but I would hate to be in her position as well. It's important to find out what your partner's hang ups and kinks are so you can decide if you are compatible for each other.

Jeepus, did you give a 13 year old whippits and a laptop to write this article?

Because babies don't belong in venues where people are performing. It's not about the baby catching on fire or getting crushed by a waif. It's disrespectful to the people who create the performance and the other viewers who are there to enjoy the show.

What's up with his tan lines?

I would kick-start the fuck out of anyone of those movies.

JLo is a horrible singer and actress. I refuse to congratulate her on continuing to rest on her big juicy laurels. Even if it's impressive that she's still a sec object in her 40s. Congratulations on continuing to make a career out of your ass. If we don't demand more from pop culture we can only blame ourselves for…

Did you know that the NFL is non-profit? That's totally a tangent but it's worth mentioning.

Missed oppertunity. The Slimer donut needs green ectoplasim filing and how can you have a stay puffed marshmallow don't without a single marshmallow insight? That doesn't even make sense.

I could understand how people are divided by the reclining seat debate. Someone who subjects others to their bare feet or torsos in confined spaces is a selfish booger.

Totally

He was pretty nonplussed for the first time that he knocked out a woman.