I was getting “cut-rate bleach-blonde Demi Moore knockoff” but that works too.

My guess, based on his family marriage history, would be decades of Eastern Bloc despair.

He does not seem to be a guy who can hear it when women talk.

It’s their internalized misogyny manifesting as “not like the other girls” syndrome. They’re not the kind of women he’s insulting, obviously, they’re better.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I wouldn't put it past them to build Siberia-esque camps for dissenters in Alaska if he became president.

my liver can’t take it anymore

Hahaha, as if most of us have jobs we can do online. Sure, Kasich can bullshit about maternity leave without leaving the house, but my pregnant coworker can’t wipe any virtual asses.

Good.

“Or considerably less, if it’s in any shade other than snow white.”

At the same time, he pissed and moaned about the four-hour RNC debate, even claiming his ability to stand up for that long was some kind of record.

I think Taylor Swift passes them out the first Friday of every month.

There’s a Woman Card?!? Where do I get mine?! Because being a woman in engineering I could kinda use one...

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

They are so so stupid in that city’s leadership. As if the guy who got this story to go national would be turned down and just...go away quietly! Lol. They deserve all the hell they get over the next...year or so thanks to this guy and those witnesses who were not afraid to tell their stories to him, after being…

I have aspergers and some people in my aspergers group were hounded out of their nursing jobs after their bosses found out they had Aspergers and they hadn’t changed.

because the moment I picked up a baby, it took a giant dump