Why does reading a David Tracy article make me feel like I am enabling an addict who needs treatment?

Lol shut the fuck up dumbass boomer 

This is why nobody buys your tiny cookies at the bake sale.

They’re already running these here in LA, it’s beauty shots of a burger and hey figured they’d just make the star logo incredibly creepy by having it eyeball the food then lick its chops in anticipation. It’s horrifying but they seem to think it’s equally horrifying to all genders. It comes off creepy and leering and…

If Rebekah isn’t sitting down for a tell-all TV interview with her idol Piers Morgan by the end of the month, I’ll be shocked.

Honestly? Limp dicks are pretty underrated

Mexico will pay for the Wall of Voodoo

Sir, the british empire was built by beards. the civil war was won by beards- the roman empire was finally forced to deal with beards (by an emperor that also needed a beard-beard no less!) Jesus had a beard (both white church jesus and likely real looking jesus.) Beards have brought us our highest highs and many of…

It is time we stop singing any patriotic songs at sports games. No other country sings their national anthem before every single (non-international) sporting event no matter how inconsequential. God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch just plain sucks.  

Seriously though, fuck that moron Xi Jinping and the rest of his communist regime.

Fuck China and fuck those morons who took it down.

What’s the point of even having giant mega-corporation monopolies if they still cave to pressure from governments?

You lost me at “catsup”.

Ecclestone truly reminds us that “only the good die young.” That reptilian shitbag is going to live to be 120, probably with the aid of a 20something involuntary blood donor brokered to Bernie via one of his kleptocrat dictator friends.

I want Steam to have serious competition, but I’m not sure I want it to be made by a company whose flagship game is fortnite.

Heavily armed citizenry is the real mistake.

Jesus Christ Fahey we’ve got all these new Lays flavors and NOBODY’S TELLIN’ ME ABOUT ‘EM.

Taking the original twitter spat alone, her behavior was ridiculous. She posted a multi-tweet essay, essentially, to a public space. Someone respectfully commented on that essay and she began passively insulting him.

If you actually understood how Californian olive oil is grown, and bottled, you would realize that California Olive Oil has nothing to hide, and absolutely do not need to pay for a study or have a conspiracy about paying for a study. They make a good product, and this study just raises awareness that there is a lot of…