Well, I mean, it's probably not her fault she was brutally murdered. But I take your point.

I mean, conceivably he could've done that, but ultimately it doesn't really matter. She dead. And the smash-cut to her in the grave was pretty effective (technically the show's still rock solid). But how much more interesting would Doug, and the show itself, be with the Rachel loose end out there after Doug stopped…

I feel like they really tried to rein that in, and there were so many moments where I thought he was going to break the fourth wall. But it seemed like the wanted to prove they didn't need to have him explain his thought processes or emotions and well…it kinda didn't work.

Honestly, I was furious when he turned around and Orange is the New Black S2 finale'd Rachel. It was as though they tiptoed right up to the edge of actually paying off his season long storyline with character progression rather than regression, and then went, "Fuck it, nope, evil reigns."

This was a really shockingly dull season from a show that made its name on pulpy twists and plot turns. It really tries to do the character-driven marital drama with political drama background thing, and it's not bad per se. Just boring. But clearly they REALLY want to win an Emmy by turning Frank and Claire into Walt…

Well I don't think we knew until this episode that his dad's failed restaurant was a Portuguese diner, so clearly that's why he's so invested in peri peri chicken and therefore the chicken window. He wants to succeed where his father couldn't, which would be a way for him to connect to his dad since he didn't get to…

Oh man, when Kevin kisses Patrick and he has to pull away because of his broken wing. Look at the signs, Patrick! Don't do it!

Man, the way the lights lit up during the kiss at the end. Swoon, so lovely. (I finally caught up on these shows! They're pretty great, even though Cucumber is pretty messy.)

I know, and that bums me out. I'm finding his bullshit exhausting.

Forgive me for being cold, but can Lucious just die already? Basically every conflict in this episode - his homophobia, his lingering care for Cookie, his tenuous relationship with Annika, his patronising of Hakeem, his disdain for Andre - already happened 5 or so episodes ago. Now they're just reiterating them in…

No, it doesn't automatically mean you wear women's clothes at any point in your life. I'm sure you could find just as many gay men who haven't as gay men who have. But I think it's likely a result of the fact that sexuality isn't something kids that young are aware of, so those feelings of difference or curiosity…

Sounds like Tumblr would eat it up, though!

The Joan Callamezzo Variety Hour

Yeah, he seems fun. I'm mostly focused on how handsome he is at this stage though because I'm not wholly sure what the host-band leader dynamic will be like just yet.

But S2 has "Steve Guttenberg's Birthday"…

I feel like Archer's second season doesn't get the recognition it deserves. I think I'd throw in Happy Endings' S2 for good measure.

B99's problem is that it just sort of feels like Parks-lite with the personalities switcheroo'd. Still enjoy it a lot, but it's never going to reach particularly high heights.

Ah shit, it's 3am and I'm running on about two hours sleep but yup, gotta watch this episode now.

My contribution to the "Will Kid Cudi Work as Nu-Reggie?" debate is that I did not realise that Kid Cudi is incredibly attractive so I'm kinda saying yes based solely on his smile.

"More like me getting too drunk and ending up crying"