Only if they hire Gore Vidal's ghost to touch-up the script.

Oh no. She was excellent as Cathy in Andrea Arnold's Wuthering Heights from a few years ago, I wish she'd stop doing this franchise bullshit. I guess she needs to 'break through' a bit more. Ugh.

Comedies using aspect ratio shifts is like, the new 'thing' (see: this, You're the Worst, Comedy Bang Bang), but I'm so into it.

He can be funny, but he's just not fun.

I'm sure Ben or someone told them what was happening.

Oh man, good catch!

I imagine it was because Freeman came out and said that eating clay is "for fucking idiots".

Perhaps, as he himself stated, his triumph stems from the fact that he won two terms in office?

I still own it, and to this very day the tape works. Everyone come round for a game! Shotgun being Khufu.

I wouldn't worry too much. One thing binge-watching does is it streamlines everything, and it makes you less focused on details because you know you only have to hold onto them for the few minutes it takes to get a snack between episodes, as opposed to waiting a week and having to retain that knowledge. So the…

Mostly I'm just sick of the parade of bullshit comments that invites anything predominantly about or related to women, or the routine bashing of the site's female writers past and present. That's a big reason why I don't spend as much time on the site as I used to.

It's probably an alt account of a known user they've banned, or something.

For what it's worth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine didn't get a ratings bump after winning more or less the same awards last year.

Yeah I'm a bit surprised by the 'familiarity' criticism since that's, well, sort of what Archer trades in. But I guess if you don't enjoy the joke that the jokes are just extensions of previous jokes, it won't work for you all that much. Even though the show's been doing that for six seasons now…

I believe we need the Starz CEO of Dicks.

Oh, I'm not surprised about any of this. Hopefully he sorts himself out, but frankly I'm glad he won't be commenting here anymore. It sounds like it'll be healthier for him. I've heard stories about people getting far too invested in forums/comment boards before and it typically reflects a real-life isolation that…

Yeah at one point he was whinging about something and I asked him how old he was, and from memory he said 21, which made me sad because I honestly felt like I was a chair Clint Eastwood was yelling at any time I got into an argument with him.

Wait, Fatman got banned? That sounds like a good thing, from everything I've seen.

"And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out…I was right."

"Do you have some sort of business woman's special?"