Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

I'm not surprised that this is a thing, just disappointed.

Wait, who DOESN'T want to see a Clara Bow movie? Fucking Gawker can make me angry even from 8 years in the past.

I can't imagine anyone being less able to pay homage to 1930s Hollywood than Ryan Murphy, BUT if he can get Natasha Lyonne to play Clara Bow/a facsimile of her then I'll forgive him some of his greater sins.

I don't care about A to Z, but I was enjoying Bad Judge as a fun, throwaway 20 mins every week. Kate Walsh and Tone Bell had terrific (non-sexual!) chemistry. Bummer.

The pushing of Andrew and Zelda as special snowflakes is maybe the most unparalleled use of "look how amazing these boring people are" writing since Karen on Smash.

Can we maybe forego this and just get Whoopi to make Sister Act as a weekly series? Thanks, I'm already calling Kathy Najimy's agent.

Remember that Elliott Rodger went on a shooting rampage just because he felt entitled to effective ownership of the women around him.

Also Hot Detective, and Bisexual Fiancé, and Laurel's Hot Legal Aid Boyfriend.

If that's your only takeaway from Connor is a character, you're not watching closely enough.

If we're talking about coming at this from the wrong way, I think it's pretty unreasonable to conflate abstinence with maturity. I'd say that a sexually active young person is more mature provided, of course, they've had sufficient education to allow them to be so. But maybe I look at this from a completely different…

To be fair to Jane, I would have had a hard time staying a virgin for more than 5 minutes of meeting Rafael if I could help it. Goddamn, he's fine.

That's definitely gonna go first, it rated a 0.7 this week.

Casey Wilson is a goddamn treasure. I don't care what happens in the other like, 40% of the show as long as she gets to be at the centre.

A bidding war for this but NBC pre-cancels Krysten Ritter's actually interesting-sounding sitcom.

There is a mermaid show. It's called H2O: Just Add Water, and I think it might be on Netflix?

Wait, someone is thankful for the presence of Emily Browning, the actress that actually is everything people assume Kristen Stewart to be?

Well, Enlightened is the best show of the decade so far so I'm gonna disagree here too!

I sort of assume I'm not very taken with it because I'm gay and so none of what I'm seeing is new to me. The bickering between the siblings is fine, but their individual stories are overwrought and the fact that they're all such screw-ups feels the same. Just doesn't work for me.

Ah! Okay, no worries.