I dunno, her role in American Hustle is about as flashy as you can get (pun intended).

Stone's role was pretty nothing, though. She wasn't bad in it but it was never going to catch anyone's eye, regardless of how much of an awards season gravy train the film was. In a proper role - getting herself stuck in shit like Spiderman and Gangster Squad isn't helping her - she could do wonders. I mean, her…

Don't you remember what Ray said? Just drink your own urine. That's what a homeopath would recommend.

That movie doesn't actually exist. No one has proof that it exists.

I am beyond thrilled that Laura Dern is in this season but kind of gutted that her appearance falls in the "history" side of the show rather than the "drunk".

The thing about NFY is that it's not the event itself that is really supposed to be funny, but everything that spins out from the epicentre it creates.

The deer removing its hooves is still one of the great, "What the fuck?" moments on this show.

Whoa, calm down. This is the internet, no need to fly off the handle.

Man, I thought the physics of the Jaeger/Kaiju battles were fantastic - perhaps the realest I've seen in a film of this nature (Godzilla was very good at this too). And I loved the neon colour scheme since so many modern blockbusters are obsessed with being broody and grey and not in an interesting way (see again:…

It's weird too because on Parks she's always been College-aged. But I guess if those are the lead roles she can get, it's sensible to take them. Profile-raising and whatnot.

Yeah, honestly, Isaac was a terrible character. No loss at all.

While I admired Deakins' cinematography a lot, it still wasn't enough to elevate the dullness of Prisoners for me - it has a few wonderfully shot sequences, but the rest of it was pretty regular drab thriller stuff. And Lubezki should have several Oscars by rights, but I fall in the sceptic camp when it comes to the…

Not that Le Sourd's cinematography on The Grandmaster was shabby by any means (were it not for Delbonnel's in Inside Llewyn Davis it would've been the rightful Oscar winner this year).

I was in stitches the whole way through. That character hits a sketch sweet spot I can only describe as being similar to a Big Girl's Blouse-era Jane Turner character - bizarre and sweet but with sinister undertones.

Or Amy testifying against Abaddon in a trial. I always wanted a Connie episode! I still remember watching each episode of season 2 week after week and crying during/after each one.

I know. Take me back to that blissful place, I want to find that sea turtle.

Most of these choices are pretty understandably either/or; "Beach House" is one of Girls' best episodes, though I wouldn't quite choose it over that OitNB. "Ozymandias" over TD is a no-brainer as the latter is good but utterly weightless. But choosing HIMYM over that Looking episode is genuinely mind-boggling, and it…

Remember when Enlightened was the AVC's best show of 2013? Good times.

So basically there will be no good performances in this movie.

Weird choice to use Broad City's finale as its episode. It was great, but it was no "Working Girls" or "Apartment Hunters" or "Fattest Asses". If I were an AV Club conspiracy theorist (stop hating on Netflix!1!!1) I'd suggest it's being set up to fail against Hannibal.