A Seat at the Table was truly the art that rafted me through the shock of the election. It may have been the main factor in keeping my sanity intact. Among the top five albums I have owned and will never relinquish.

[insert Joanne/Maureen “We’re close” gif]

Uhm, excuse me, Ben Affleck is from Massachusetts. It’s always iced coffee season. 

I have had a foster dog for 3 years. He can’t leave, and I can’t formally adopt him yet because of his behavioral issues. He was gentle and friendly in the shelter— because he’s an extremely sensitive dog, and when you separate him from me, he shuts right down. The rescue and I have worked with 3 dog trainers, and…

But... you still don’t know her dog.

Sorry but this story is shit-stirring and mean.

Eh. My mom got the sweetest dog at the shelter about a year and a half ago, and eventually he turned into a growler and a biter and a dog with food aggression. Through multiple trainers and boardings, she’s finally looking to re-home him. It really does happen.

I heard if you insert a chocolate coated tampon into your vagina you will shortly afterwards poop Hershey’s kisses. It true. I read it on the internet. I think it was Goop.

Yeah, I think my course is not quite as awful as yours and Pipper’s friend - I usually miss work on the first day of my period, but not always and not through the whole thing, for example - so I’m grateful for that. But after my laparoscopy last year showed no visible adhesions, we realized that my treatment options…

If I was single, I’d jump right in there. Survive for longer than the other nannies, get enough material for a book/film deal and cash out.

Maybe it’s my deep-seated hatred of organized religion per my upbringing, but Nick Gordon’s current GF comparing their relationship to his with Bobbi Kristina’s and then saying “Only the Grace of God saved me” annoys the crap out of me. I think the fact that his mother was in the house with them and she was able to…

Ummm... regardless of your opinion on this, I’m not sure any solution that ends in “burning art” is a great one.

As a sex worker, this comments section makes me sad. I’m a feminist and a pro domme and I think feminism should be an inclusive idea in which women should be uplifted. It’s cool if you disagree with the idea of women who are sex workers or patronizing sex workers, but I don’t think you get to tell me if I’m a feminist…

So you missed the update where Newsweek confirmed the reports and added more info?

You didn’t read the article did you?

Fucking Ramona makes the best gifts on the planet! Pure gold.

That’s amazing. When I had lash extensions (which I looooved) and people complimented them, I would proudly proclaim “THANKS! THEY’RE FAKE!!”

Yup, mine too. And Jamberry. Every Jamberry consultant I know ignores me and never interacts with me (they all also happen to be extreme conservatives, they're uncomfortable with me because I'm not Christian) but as soon as they started JB, I get messages about how I should really give JB a try, and omg how are you!…

DID YOU ASK HER IF KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS FALL OUT AFTER THREE WEEKS?