I bet it’s closer to the production version than any of Subaru’s concepts.

Can confirm. I once owned a 1979 200B and can attest to said shoddiness.

The most important question:

In Italy it’s not considered cheating if you can get away with it.

The Kitten is for pussies who can’t handle the three wheeler. 

Ah yes, the Turnpike. A couple of years ago I planned ahead for weeks, took the day off work, found a brand new manual 86 to rent from Toyota and headed out to Hakone, looking forward to what it could do on the twisty roads. Just my luck, it was foggy the whole day and I couldn’t see two car lengths in front of me the…

#WWFKD?

Pfft. He could have easily saved a few seconds at Carousel by bouncing around the guardrail.

“I could recite all my favorite supercar stats to my friends.”

I have an unmade model kit of this car, including scooter, sitting somewhere in my house that I would be willing to part with for one bazillion dollars. Serious offers only.

Is that the original paint?

“North Korea is a habitual line-stepper”

I think George should be registered as a National Living Treasure.

“Günther was in a very good mood as he went back to work after lunch to put together one last replacement engine before his date with Frieda, the new recruit in HR.”

I’m guessing there is a large intersection on the Venn diagram showing “bears in cars” and “bears in Subarus” for Colorado

A motorcycle riding friend told me there can be significant differences in performance from bike to bike for the same model when new due to subtle differences in the engine building process and that’s why it’s important to test ride before buying. I guess with the smaller overall power figures it’s more noticeable in…

“Dang, did I forget to wear a t-shirt again?”

Man in red hat: “Don’t worry about the head gasket problem. It’s an early model. Our engineers will have it worked out in no time.”

“Fire & Rescue were in attendance squirting water all over some kind of sporty motor”