“I thought they were going to be hot lesbians” and “he looks like he takes it up the ass” seem like observations, not really homophobic...

And the Fox Sports Headline:

Oh boo hoo, someone says things I don’t agree with! If you don’t have the balls to stand up for something you believe in, then you don’t really believe in it that much. You’re acting offended just to act offended. And if you don’t choose to stand up for yourself, ignore it and move on with your life. Pretty simple.

I would have assumed this story was a lie until the part where you admit that your music was a mix of incubus and dave matthews. No one would make that up about themselves. Consider yourself believed.

“kind of a mix of Incubus and Dave Matthews”

You’re that guy at the store.

Y’all need some new material. Ray Lewis is a legend and whichever team he spent his career with, you’re damn right he would get a statue on the other end. The Terrence Cody shit happened well after he was let go. And marijuana is still a banned substance by the NFL. Why would they draft or continue to employ somebody…

The stupid band takes up like 2 sections! Of course he never intended to bring them.

Joe Flacco thinks the Curry 2 Low is a bit flashy.

I despise Trump but this is a really lame effort fwiw.

I can’t believe the Bernie folks are crying about him of all people. Now Gore—that was tragic, so close and really he did win because Florida was so shaky. I bawled like when he conceded. But when you think about if it Gore had won, it’s very likely we wouldn’t have gotten President Obama.

I don’t mean to be “that guy” because I am not really a Michigan Fan,

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

Nah, the LW is just oblivious to the fact his co-worker is mocking him for being 6'7", and has been doing so since he started the job.

Do you wear cargo long pants as well, to carry all that stuff the rest of the year?

5'10" is not tall.

Fuck you, Nerd!

Funny how you haven’t denied the accuracy of a single thing I’ve said. Don’t worry too much as you are like millions of others. Such marriages degrade rather quickly after only a few years. Even if you stay together, neither you nor your wife are very happy.

I work at an office with this freakishly tall dude. I’m average height, so I thought it would be funny if I acted like we were in the same height category. This guy has never laughed at my joke, and I realized that it really bothered him. I’ve been doing this for two years just to see how long it takes for him to…

I pretty much only ever fly with a carry on if I possibly possibly can, and either stuff it in front of the seat in front of me or ask to gate check it. Checked bags are a pain and overhead bins can get fucked.