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I think we should all take a moment, gather our thoughts, and immediately start jumping to conclusions using whatever stereotypes come to mind. Considering it’s a nice day out let’s also engage in a pointlessly hostile debate on gun control.

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I love that Andre got the MVP for his defensive contributions. Holding LeBron to 33/13/9 and all...

Cleveland’s a great city.

As a clevelander fuck everyone. Thank god we are finally in the finals and once again fuck everyone. If you’re from Canada fuck you and especially if you’re from anyone who isn’t from Cleveland.

For fucks sake, they could burn the whole campus down and you’d complain about the type of kerosene they used.

Of course this is a laughable attack on capitalism, and private business in general, because Bernie.

I knew somebody would understand my pain. Thanks buddy.

LeBron’s career assists average is exactly the same as Steph’s and he’s played six more years. Playoff averages, LeBron is 0.6 APG behind Steph (with 140 more games played). If Steph is better at passing the ball (which most analysts would say he’s not), it’s by a marginal difference - if at all.

We’ll all concede that LeBron (or anyone in the league for that matter) can’t come close to shooting the 3-ball with the accuracy or rate at which Steph can..

Going by PER which is, to me, the most accurate measure of a player, LeBron’s best two years are both better than Curry’s year this year.

The article assumes Curry is a machine and that he would never get tired. Shooting that much would certainly take its toll, especially if Steph was forced to defend on the other end. I’ve heard the “Curry is a plus defender” remark plenty, but he’s a positional guy who’s helped by having three elite defenders on the…

Is it possible to retroactively award MVPs? What LeBron has done the last six years is unprecedented.

LeBron was 22 years old when he did this. You should feel bad for writing such a bad comment.

They also lost a game to HOUSTON! In the playoffs!

Steph Curry is the best shooter in the history of the NBA.

Cascade of defensive posts from MLS fans incoming.....

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

No. Practice squad running back is lighting up any random Joe every single time. Even some third string jamoke in an arena league in Tampa is ruining your shit 90% of the time. You underestimate how good pro athletes are and how schlubby everyone else is.