Any man who has willingly bought a cat has at least considered the possibility of sucking a cock. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but there is certainly a correlation.

150 minutes straight of wanking? He’s got issues and should see a therapist. Also, stock in Lubriderm.

I laughed.

I definitely agree with this at heart, except it’s been my experience that it’s very rare to find a trainer that emphasizes form.

“Amateurs.”

Lax Bros: read Geoffrey’s anti-pet rant

weird as hell but why is this news

Yes, animal cruelty only exists among rich, white people.

I am more surprised that a 20% stake in Atletico Madrid was only $48 million.

That was Livan Hernandez.

Sounds like college was a lot of fun!

As a Yankee fan I can tell you that even if that day comes and you make the playoffs, Cano will go 1 for 67 and murder any chance of happiness.

Your memory may be a bit distorted. Have you been drinking a lot throughout your life?

(Bogut is weaker than Patrick Ewing. He got fucking dominated by Mozgov and Tristan Thompson last year; his main ability is to mug in a league where mugging is no longer the norm. He would get fucking destroyed by Patrick or Hakeem or any of those guys. He’s the same size as Patrick, and smaller than Hakeem, and in an…

“All hail Steph Curry whose superpowers induced the refs not to eject Dray Green and Bogut by the beginning of the Fourth Quarter despite being far more deserving than Livingston”

“All of a sudden [Curry] regained that immutable swagger of his...”

Is anyone beginning to think that the Thunder have a chance at winning it all? If they get past the Spurs I don’t see them losing to Golden State. They seem to have put their fourth quarter woes behind them. I just don’t see them blowing as many leads as the Blazers. I actually.... believe in the Thunder.

Right, because Dwayne Casey is 4-19 out there

Looked to me like he got knocked off balance by the foul and went with his momentum instead of trying to stop on a dime, which can be an easy way to suffer a lower body injury.

Yeah, and you had 25 dudes crammed in your butthole a few hours later