Congratulations on a remarkable run. Millions have placed their hopes in you, and all of us, regardless of party, should hope for expanded prosperity and security during your tenure.

Oh, but you will though,

When I was a small child (back to at least the age of 3), I used to beg my mother on a regular basis to let me wear a dress. She put up with it until I was about 8, when I finally realized from the expression on her face that she disapproved. The memory still makes me cringe with embarrassment. It was another 30…

You could have two titles and make twice the money!

I would but I’m afraid it would end up being a pet training manual.

Well, Andrew, if you’re confused about whether or not a certain garment is appropriate for your child, you clearly don’t know your child very well. Buy what looks good regardless of what the label says, you tit.

*laughs aristocratically*

Celebrities, they’re just like us!

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

Sensational episode. I was enjoying the revival for pretty much the whole time, but the episodes from about 9 to 12 were severely testing ny patience at times. My confidence was gradually restored the last few episodes and this episode is the reward for sticking with it. Cooper is back! And damn if we don’t all love…

When Audrey walked into the Roadhouse, I yelled at my TV “Eat that, Internet! It’s not a coma!”

I love outside. It’s really roomy!

Don’t know what they thought they were doing with it, but I can say that having watched it through a welding helmet, the full mask was nice for keeping the heat off your face while staring directly at the sun.

Actually, when he looks up at the sun like that, it isn’t harmful at all, because his head is so far up his ass.

Not forgetting Peter File:

“He did not so much fall, as saunter vaguely downward.”

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

hahahahahaah

What I got out of this is that I should order a vodka cranberry. B-)

Also, this thing kicks netipot's ass. You squeeze it and it literally jets water through the sinus cavity under pressure. Try it and you'll never go back to gravity feed.