I’d star your post but I’m too distracted by your refreshingly correct use of i.e.

That last part? Yes yes a thousand times yes. (I mean, all of it, but holy cow yes that last part.)

I just watched Mavis! yesterday and one of the scenes I loved was when she went backstage after the main part of her concert. When her bandmates suggested amid loud cheers that she not step out right away for the encore she said “Wait a little bit longer and they might stop.” And that’s current Mavis.

Aigh!!!

Pliers? Wire coat hanger, man! After which you can use it for marshmallows at the bush party.

Not her finest moment, nor his, but totally. He also did Providence with Ani DiFranco back in 1999 or so.

Whenever I think of Jack (fondly) I remember some satirical site back in 2006:

One of the Top 10 Rejected Opening Lines for the Prime Minister’s Statement in Tonight’s Debate:

Yep! I joined the NDP years back to help get Jack Layton in as leader. I think of primaries as a travelling leadership convention with different membership rules but the same intent.

To be fair, regular folks can become members of a party which gives them voting rights at leadership conventions.

[] TUXEDO STAN MEMORIAL PARTY

BeyoncAde, LemonBey’d.

Also, any sentence that contains both ‘crossfit’ and ‘diva cup’ because there’s no way that sentence is going anywhere good.

Goddamn SPCA, man. My lip’s trembling at the best of times.

Now I have Mary J’s PMS in my head, complete with church choir. I’ve never felt so understood.

Or make or spend UD currency? Different subject but this is what annoys me about would-be Canadians who refuse to pledge to the Queen at their citizenship ceremony. Fair enough but I assume you also refuse to acknowledge Canadian currency? That stuff with the Queen’s face on it? Grr.

Hakka Yum.

Just to flesh out that population of these females you speak of, I shouldn’t have to draw your attention to that part of the pie chart for women who, you know, DIED as a result of sexual abuse. Right?

It’s great for editing the content of a cell.

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